OMG It Happened again!

Unbelievable! One year and 1 day after the my condo burned it's happened again! The whole thing burned to the ground. I can't tell you how furious I am right now. I feel tempted to murder the person responsible. Oh, and we caught the bastard this time. It was this asshole right here.

That's right, Chris FUCKING Evans! The actor is so damn obsessed with his role as the Human Torch in the Fantastic Four movies that he's been burning down homes across America. Luckily, I caught this motherfucker as he was fleeing the scene. You believe this asshole tried to fly out of the complex. He kept screaming "Flame On!" over and over. I proceeded to beat him senseless. He later confessed to several fires and then shat his pants.

Fuck you Chris Evans...Fuck you!