Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Final thoughts on a Final Post

I've decided to make this the final post. I imagine many of you have already started to break down into deep depression. Thoughts of death and loneliness permeate through your body wondering what will life be like without this irregularly updated blog. Much like when your favorite TV series ends, you feel empty. Is tomorrow really worth seeing now that this blog is gone? The obvious answer is no. What good are you without my poor grammar, abuse of swear words, and pure nonsense? Well fear not, because in death there is life, and where one blog ends another begins.

What's left hanging in the realm of my move back into the not-so-crisp condo? Well, for starters, I found I giant hole behind the light in my bathroom.

Apparently the electrician found it necessary to destroy the wall to install a simple light and since it's hidden NOT tell anyone. Dear electrician, fuck you.

While I'm on the topic of cursing out people, let's talk about ceiling fans. My Emerson ceiling fan requires light bulbs with an "intermediate base". The thing is, I can't find these magical bulbs anywhere! There are definitely no CFL versions of them and there are a million different type of bubs now! The light bulb industry is full blown retarded. So to GE, Emerson fans, and light bulb makers around the world, please break one of your own bulbs and cut yourself with it. You won't be missed. I'm going back to candles; that should be safe...

Most everything that I've had to put together/install has been done so. We've cleaned up a lot. I still need to get some speaker stands for the surround sound, I found some good ones today on Amazon. The last big thing we have to do is the crown molding which I hope to start next week. Once that's done, organization begins, specifically the DVDs. We've got a mess of movies.

Well that's it. I'm not proofreading this because, well, I never have to begin with why start now? I'd like to thank anyone worth thanking and like those who've made things miserable to find a hole, go in it, and then shot yourself. It'll make burying your body much easier.

The End.